50 People On ‘The Most Intellectual Joke I Know’

31.

JungleDuck:

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, “Can I have a glass of H2O.”

The second chemist says “Can I have a glass of water too.”

The first chemist broke down in tears – his assassination attempt had failed.

32.

Jenkins007:

A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar. No joke.

Edit: Apparently an anecdote was also in attendance.

33.

a_fat_panda:

There’s a band called 1023MB. They haven’t had any gigs yet.

34.

Thoust:

An engineer, a chemist, and an economist are marooned on a desert island. They start to brainstorm a way off the island.
The engineer says, “we can lash together some branches and make a crude raft and try to make our way back to land somehow.”
The chemist says, “with the right materials we could build a really smokey fire and try to signal a plane.”
The economist says, “okay let’s assume we have a boat…”

35.

itzjamesftw:

Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.” He doesn’t react.

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