50 People On ‘The Most Intellectual Joke I Know’

26.

JMorgasm:

A Photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage. The Photon replies “No I’m traveling light”

27.

wilsonism:

Your mother is so classless, she could be a marxist utopia

28.

abbottobbabbott:

An organic chemist, an analytical chemist, and a physical chemist are asked if a certain horse will win the race. The organic chemist asks what the horse has been eating and drugs given to it. The analytical chemist asks for the makeup of the track and mud. The physical chemist starts with “If we assume that the horse is a sphere…”

29.

Sookye:

This sentence contains exactly threee erors.

30.

turbohipster:

A German walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The bartender asks “dry?”, he replies “nein, just one”

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