24. Dave Eggers, ‘A Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering Genius’
First of all:
I am tired
I am true of heart!
And also
You are tired.
You are true of heart!
25. Shannon Hale, ‘Austenland’
For Colin Firth–You’re a really great guy, but I’m married, so I think we should just be friends.
26. Robert Brockway, ‘Everything Is Going to Kill Everybody – The Terrifying Real Ways The World Wants You Dead’
This book is dedicated to Meagan, who has had the
kindness and decency to not realize she’s way out of
my league for many years now. It should also be noted
that this entire book was her idea. Please direct
complaints accordingly.