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Tony Geiss (voice of big bird, Oscar the grouch and most of sesame street) was a member of a nudist colony I visited.. I said to my friend “I’m going to kill you” and and Tony chimed in with “don’t be killing people(Oscar voice)” – “it will ruin your day!” (big bird voice)
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Was seeing Billy Elliott in the Victoria Theatre in London circa 2005 with my uncle, when about 15 minutes into the performance, Michael Jackson comes in surrounded by 5 or 6 bodyguards. They came and sat behind us, and as one of the bodyguards was walking behind us, he tripped and dropped the programme he was carrying, and it fell on my lap. I turned around and gave it back to hear from the King of Pop: ‘Sorry young man, fuckwit here can’t stand still’. Best day ever.
42.
my dad said he met MC Hammer when he worked at sbarros. Went my dad went to give MC his pizza, MC reached out for the plate. Then, my dad quickly pulled the plate away and said “Can’t touch this”. Apparently, MC laughed it off. I still tell my dad I don’t believe its true.
43.
I once played golf with O.J. Simpson and Lawrence Taylor. So, this took place about one month after O.J. was acquitted for the double murder of his wife and Ron Goldman. I was a walk-on at a local golf course in L.A. and was called to the first tee by the starter to join a threesome. O.J.,L.T. and an attorney friend of theirs. O.J. was playing very poorly and getting frustrated on the front nine. After the turn, on the eleventh tee, O.J. hits a shot right down the middle. He looked over at L.T. and screamed at the top of his lungs..”Nobody Fucks With My Pussy”!!! He said it twice and loud enough for people on other fairways to hear. I was totally blown away. I could see the absolute rage in his eyes as he was screaming. Now, before this happened, I kept thinking about how this guy killed two people and here L.T. is hanging out with him. But when he screamed, I could see it all. No doubt in my mind… This guy is a fucking murderer…
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A few years ago, I used to meet a friend at Wendy’s in Union Sq (NYC) after she got out of class. I’d get Wendy’s and she’d get Taco Bell next door and we’d hang in Wendy’s eating it. One night, Tracy Morgan came in with some lady. He had just bought her Taco Bell and was getting himself Wendy’s. I’d never felt such a camaraderie. He was also acting weird and wearing a wet suit as a shirt and giant cargo shirts and overall just looked like a giant homeless toddler, and I had the revelation that Tracy Morgan = Tracy Jordan.
