6.
I was having lunch at a cafe in Culver City with a friend when Nick Swardson walked by our table. I said “hey Nick! Can I get a high five? I loved you in Grandma’s Boy!!” So, he gave me a high five and then asked me if there was room for another at our table.
We were both somewhat confused but moved over and made room for him, so he sat down next to us and took a cookie wrapped in cellophane out of his pocket and said “Hey, do you guys want some of this cookie? I just got it at the counter, it’s so fucking good!!” and proceeded to break us both off a piece. He asked how our day was going and if we were enjoying our food, then said “it was great meeting you guys, I’m going to go get really drunk now! Take care and keep being fucking awesome!” and walked off.
7.
One time I was in a Subway (sandwich place) in Orem, UT and Gerard Bultler walks up behind me. I look at him, he smiles at me, and then we both pretend that he isn’t himself. I say, “You look like Gerard Butler, he’s one of my favorite actors.” He said, “I get that a lot,” and winks. Then he asks, “Well, are you a true fan of his?” And I say, “Of course!” He asks if I knew what he used to do, I reply with, “He used to be a lawyer, before giving that up to pursue acting,” and then we spent the next twenty minutes discussing law, politics, and why someone would give up a successful career in law. Then, we shook hands and parted ways.
8.
As a child, I remember that Bill Cosby and Dianna Ross both came to host some corporate event at a large tourist hotel in my beautiful small town.
Dianna ross evidently got pretty drunk, and didn’t make the event, and it was cancelled. It was big news the afternoon it went down, and some of my friends and I were hanging out at the skate park down the street from the hotel.
A Rolls pulls up, the back window rolls down, and Bill Cosby sticks his head out.“HEY! Have you kids seen Dianna Ross?”
“…no.”
“She’s missing.”
“…oh.”
“How are you kids doing, then?”
“…good”
“Ok. Have a good day, watch out for Dianna Ross.”
“…thanks”
drives off
