30.

Scott says, “I don’t wear underwear with suits.”

31.

In Armenian, “Kardashian” means “son of a stonemason.”

32.

While Khloe Kardashian has posed nude for PETA, in 2010 Kim was named one of of the “Five Worst People” by the organization.

33.

The cutest thing: when Bruce is babysitting Mason, they go to the car wash and have “man time.”

34.

Scott is always tan because he uses a mens self-tanner year round.

35.

Rob Kardashian loves running. In high school, he won several state cross country competitions.

36.

Brody Jenner was dumped by Avril Lavigne for the lead singer of Nickelback (LOL). He has a tattoo of her name on his forearm. They also both got the word “fuck” tattooed on their ribs for some reason.

37.

Anna Wintour banned Kim Kardashian from the Met gala in 2012. She let her attend in 2013, but banned Kris Jenner. (Yes, these are adult human people banning other people from parties, not the synopsis for an episode of My Super Sweet 16.)