50 Questions For God
- What happened to Natalie Holloway?
- Do you think east coast rap is better than west coast rap?
- Why did you invent fat?
- What is your favorite internet meme?
- Can you explain the popularity of anime to me please?
- Do people with mullets know they have mullets????
- WTF happened at the end of Lost?
- Do you really love me?
- Can I have a jet ski?
- What do you think about Lana del Rey?
- Why did you make Taylor Swift’s life so hard + full of breakups?
- What happens when I die?
- Why did you make dogs live only 1/7 as long as humans? Why do I have to buy seven dogs and have seven dog funerals [probably] in my life? Seems mean.
- Why is sex so weird looking?
- Do you really care if I go to church?
- Are there ghosts?
- Are there aliens?
- Could Jurassic Park really happen? Why or why not?
- Do you sometimes LOL at Bill O’Reilly or does he make you feel too bleak?
- What would it feel like to jump into a pool of pistachio pudding?
- What happened to my dog that ran away from home?
- Have you seen my spare cell phone charger?
- Do you think Inception was a cool movie? How many times did you see it in the theaters?
- Did Ryan Adams really write the Heartbreaker album, or was that you?
- Do I need (more) therapy?
- Do you really care about abortion?
- What platform do you think I should host my website on?
- Do cell phones cause cancer?
- Can you explain to me what my ex’s problem was?
- What’s up with 2012?
- How ‘bout those Vikings?
- Can you pretty please make Aaron Rodgers my boyfriend?
- What is everyone on the internet so mad about?
- Did you make child birth painful because you hate women?
- What is your favorite thing to eat off a grill?
- If you had to go to a desert island with only three things, what would you pick?
- Do you think I will ever get with a totally awesome guy or probably not?
- What do I need to improve the most about myself?
- Where does the water in Devil’s Kettle go?
- Do you think grad school is ‘worth it’?
- Where can I buy the best tacos in the world?
- Do you wish you had a bigger internet presence?
- How are you going to update your brand to appeal to a younger demographic?
- Do you ever feel sad that you don’t get to use Twitter?
- Do you ever feel really, really left out that you don’t get to have a romantic crush? Don’t you get bored/ lonely?
- Is it rape if you are both blacked out?
- Who should I vote for? Does it matter?
- Do you think Cosmo is cool/ interesting/ fun or a tool of the patriarchy?
- Is this mole cancerous?
- F/M/K Tim Tebow, Barack Obama, Seth Rogen