Leave her alone, because you’re an adult and you shouldn’t even be watching MTV, a network based solely on the exploitation of insolent teenagers who use the words “swag” and “twerk” as part of their daily vernacular.
On Facebook and Twitter, there’s also been this dark, morbid race to get one’s post up before everyone else’s to get the inevitable, “Oh my god! No way!” reactions from your ‘friends’.
It’s guaranteed to change you entirely as a person. It’s guaranteed to strengthen your relationships and make you feel better about yourself.
This should go without saying: Don’t post pictures of your food. Again, no one cares where you’re eating.
On a scale of 1 to 10, here are the ratings for the numbers 1 through 10.
Is it all coming back to you? All that fast food?