The lyrics are ‘anything could happen’. I hope the thing that happens is that someone answers my call soon. The recorded message just said again that I’m next in line to be answered.
This is one of my favourite Richard Brautigan novels, and I often feel alone in liking it so much.
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Google “how to make money online.” Look at website after website, written by people claiming to make $800+ a month by doing absolutely nothing!!! Click on a link. Click on another link. Become no more informed on how to make money online. Look at the time. Realize four hours has passed.