27 People On Their Most Embarrassing Guilty Pleasure

4. Tech_Itch

I’m a 37 year old straight male, and I… have fatherly feelings towards Megan Fox. I know she’s considered by plenty of people to be smoking hot, but I feel absolutely zero sexual attraction towards her. Instead, I visit a fan site every few weeks to check on how she’s doing, and feel pleased when I see paparazzi pictures of her with her husband and stepson, looking happy. And despite that, I have no desire to know every minute fact of her existence, or stalk her further than that. I just go “I wonder how Megan’s doing”, check on the gossip, and go on with my life.

Yeah. Now you know my secret shame.

5. ChubbyDane

Whenever I watch Liam Neeson in a movie, I like to imagine he’s my father, and this is the story of how he kicked ass.

6. mynameismeg

I watch a lot of tortoise sex youtube clips. I think their grunting is hilarious. I also have illustrated it in series of watercolor paintings…

Edited to include proof of painting.

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