An End-Of-Summer Checklist

If there are still some you haven’t done, you have just a few weeks left to get cracking. The Summer Gods are watching you — they know when you haven’t fulfilled your summer’s true potential.

1. Got way too sweaty at a concert.

2. Saw fireworks, preferably over a body of water.

3. Had that perfect, wavy, sea water hair.

4. Ate shellfish fresh from the shell, with maybe just a squeeze of lemon.

5. Barbecued every meat that Noah put on the Ark.

6. Spit watermelon seeds out onto a yard and felt, if for only a moment, like a badass.

7. Played kickball and loved that satisfying “phwook” sound it makes when you kicked it really hard.

8. Lifted your hands off the handlebars of your bike and briefly thought of that “I can ride my bike with no handlebars” song everyone forgot about.

9. Drank an iced coffee too slowly, until it was more like a glass of water with a little bit of coffee-flavor at the bottom.

10. Swam around in a pool, pretending to be a mermaid when you thought no one was looking.

11. Sat on a roof, drinking beer and watching the sun set behind the buildings, feeling like a living Instagram photo.

12. Wore white pants, and invariably got them messed up somehow.

13. Ate fried chicken, licking your fingers before wiping them on the grass.

14. Had a picnic, which was at least 30 percent spent killing/shooing away bugs.

15. Kissed someone just because the weather was beautiful and you were buzzed off a few cold drinks.

16. Caught fireflies, watched them waddle around your palms and light up their butts for a minute or two, and then let them go again.

17. Cut the corners of your mouth on some vicious freeze pops.

18. Hung out on a porch, sipping an iced drink, feeling like an old southern colonel of some kind.

19. Sat next to an open window when there was no AC, fanning yourself, feeling as though this is what hell is probably like.

20. Drank far too many margaritas, because they are so deceptively sweet — the Slurpee of Grown Ups!

21. Dreaded the moment that August comes, but were at least a bit relieved that the heat will soon be breaking.

22. Had ice cream melt all over your fingers, then licked it off.

23. Played Chicken in a pool and tried to rip someone else’s bathing suit off, also known as the only reason that game exists.

24. Drove on a long, open road with the windows down and music playing.

25. Watched a group of neighborhood kids play basketball, and root for whoever was wearing cooler shirts.

26. Had a brief relationship because you were both in the right place at the right time, and because of that seductive effect that way-too-hot summer weather tends to have on even the most stoic souls.

27. Spent an entire day outside, walking all over the city, stopping to smell the food grilling and listen to the screams of kids playing in a public fountain.

28. Fallen in love with a particular view that looks out onto a quiet, still body of water, where boats rock softly back-and-forth.

29. Took a nap in a hammock, the apparatus regarded by science as the most awesome nap-taking spot in the known universe.

30. Went on a spur-of-the-moment trip somewhere with friends.

31. Took cans of beer out of a big cooler perched on the back of a pickup truck.

32. Got really into the Olympics for about five minutes, if only for Tom Daley’s stomach.

33. Lost your mind completely about the Spice Girls.

34. Slept outside and saw so many stars that you had forgotten existed while in the city.

35. Looked forward to fall, to scarves and pumpkin everything, but felt already nostalgic about the summer that wasn’t even over yet. TC mark

image – Evil Erin

Chelsea Fagan

Chelsea Fagan founded the blog The Financial Diet. She is on Twitter.

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  • Hry

    I counted through, and think I’ve actually managed to do zero of these. Good. Fuck you, tell-me-how-to-live-and-be-happy TC

    • sarah

      woah…that’s a pretty intense reaction to an article about fireflies and margaritas…

  • christina

    I’m really sad because I have done so few of these… but there’s always next summer!

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  • http://perfectlypriya.blogspot.com Priya

    Oh my gosh I loved reading this, especially that last sentence! So true! And if I were to write a manual for summer, it would look something like this. Fireworks, grilling, sunshine, and being outside! That is perfect.

  • http://fuzzyheadphones.wordpress.com Oso Borracho

    I rocked about 90% of these over these past three months…but then again, I get summers off. Hallelujah.

  • http://www.facebook.com/caroline.e.parr Caroline

    I am running out of time and it is killing me…then again, when I remember that fall is actually my favorite season, I wonder why I even get sad about the end of summer at all. I think it’s because I put so much pressure on it to be perfect and ideal, and what I am really regretting is it’s failure to live up to my unrealistic expectations.

  • Domino

    ahahaha i thought i was the only loser who pretended to be a mermaid in the pool when no one was looking! eheheh

  • Horace Andy

    July the third we stayed up late – remember? And thought how long we’d have to wait – remember? It’ll be so long until it’s soon. It’ll be so long until it’s June.

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  • RMNK

    i’m vegetarian. this limits my options.

    • anon

      same I was a bit put off actually

  • anon

    this sounds more like the nostalgic ideal of summer, like scenes taken from a movie montage than an actual summer.

  • Madeline

    I am never playing chicken with you.

  • KGG

    “Look at all these things I did, it is obviously the official summer checklist”

  • Drew

    This is not for real people. Real people don’t do these things.

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