10 Quick, Easy Ways To Lose A Guy

1. Text him all day, every day and ask him why he’s ignoring you when he doesn’t respond quickly enough.

2. Always ask him who he’s with.

3. Lose your own life and your own friends. Only focus on his life and his friends.

4. Forget about your hobbies and make him your hobby.

5. Call his friends to ask where he is when he doesn’t tell you in a timely fashion.

6. Hack into all his accounts and snoop.

7. Withhold sex as a punishment.

8. Go out of your way to dangle other guys in front of him and make him jealous.

9. Be emotional and extremely sensitive all the time.

10. Talk to him in a baby voice when you want something.