Who You Should Date

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Date somebody who thinks you’re genuinely interesting, and doesn’t always comment on how “cute”, “hot”, or “pretty” you look. If they’re only attracted to you for your appearance and not your dull personality you haven’t been working on for years, they won’t be sticking around for long. And if they do, the sex must be amazing.

Date somebody who brings out the best in you — who’ll encourage you to get back on your feet no matter how many times you fuck up.

Date somebody you feel comfortable around — someone you can walk around stark naked and not feel ashamed they are judging you for your incompetent shave job.

Date somebody you can trust — someone you can share all your secrets with and know they’ll protect them with their life. Unless you’re a serial killer, that is.

Date someone who is always supportive of your dreams, no matter how naughty they are.

Date someone who will make you grow intellectually, spiritually, and philosophically — someone who will challenges your insights and makes you think, and realize that you actually know jack shit.

Date somebody respectful — and while they may disagree with you, they will utmost respect you for your opinions and not be judgmental (even if you are a little “off”).

Simply, date someone who makes you feel good at the end of the day, no matter how imperfect you are.