Charlotte Green
19 Things That Will Always Make You Feel Fat
Overhearing incredibly thin girls talk about how fat they feel, even though you are clearly twice their size and within earshot.
19 Reasons I Am Pretending You Don’t Exist
Because I’m afraid you’ll ask me for the sweater back which I have strategically stolen. But you can’t be mad at me for this; it fits perfectly and keeps me extremely warm on the semi-frequent nights where my heater doesn’t work.
How To Love An Introvert
Do not force them to engage in constant activities which you believe will make them a more “well-rounded” person.
28 Signs You’re A Hipster
You constantly bum cigarettes off of people while out drinking yet claim that you “don’t smoke.”
You Don't Deserve Me
I was not lucky to have you. I was not chosen by some divine spirit who looked past my physical flaws to gift me with your half-hearted attention.
7 Signs Your Friends Are Losers
You’ve gotten to the point where you only expect a couple of them to really participate, and have stopped trying to convince the rest that it would mean a lot to you if they came.
Relationship Thoughts Vs Single Thoughts
When I’m ordering food and cuddling up with a movie…
I Am A Slut
I have had several sexual partners in my life, but I won’t tell you how many, because it doesn’t matter.