Charlotte Green

19 Reasons I Am Pretending You Don’t Exist

Because I’m afraid you’ll ask me for the sweater back which I have strategically stolen. But you can’t be mad at me for this; it fits perfectly and keeps me extremely warm on the semi-frequent nights where my heater doesn’t work.

How To Love An Introvert

Do not force them to engage in constant activities which you believe will make them a more “well-rounded” person.

You Don't Deserve Me

I was not lucky to have you. I was not chosen by some divine spirit who looked past my physical flaws to gift me with your half-hearted attention.

7 Signs Your Friends Are Losers

You’ve gotten to the point where you only expect a couple of them to really participate, and have stopped trying to convince the rest that it would mean a lot to you if they came.

I Am A Slut

I have had several sexual partners in my life, but I won’t tell you how many, because it doesn’t matter.