It takes a LOT for me to decide that I’m not going to fuck you. A lot.
But I cannot climb into your bed until you do something with the 20 THROW PILLOWS! Seriously, what the fuck?
You can’t sleep on a bed with 20 throw pillows, so you have to move them – where? I dunno, I just start throwing them on the floor. Then I get griped at.
Just get rid of the fucking pillows. No one is impressed.