60 People Share The Shortest, Funniest Joke They Know

By Charlie Shaw, November 14th 2013

What’s E.T. short for?
He’s got little legs.

Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane?
“I don’t know, what?”
A pilot you racist.

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant.
Also, did you hear about the dyslexic satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.

Job interview:
“What’s your greatest weakness?”
“Honesty.”
“I don’t think honesty is a weakness.”
“I don’t give a fuck what you think.”

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Charlie Shaw