23 Men Reveal The Sexiest Thing A Woman Has Said To Them

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1. Read between the lines.

Deviating from the expected sexual ones, a girl said this to me after class one day:

“When I asked to borrow your pen, it wasn’t because I needed a pen.”

2. Sounds like a pretty awesome girl.

Last night: I wish there was more Fullmetal Alchemist.

3. It’s what’s inside that counts.

I heard “I want you inside me” last week. Awesome sentence.

Edit: she said it again! :D

4. Oh damn.

“I can feel you pulsing inside me.” That was some next level shit to hear as we came together.

5. That’s pretty sweet. 

“You make me feel safe and I love you for it.”

6. She’s a keeper.

Let’s play strip-D&D.

7. The only 2 things you need for an awesome night.

“Bring home hot wings and condoms.”

8. Let’s make some babies.

“Cum in me. I want your children.”

Bonus: she wasn’t a total psycho, she genuinely wanted us to have children together, as did I.

9. Most sexiest.

When my very shy SO said to me ‘I want you’. It was the most sexiest thing ever.

10. It’s about what happens after the sex. 

Sex is great and all but if a woman says “want me to make you breakfast” after the sex you marry her.

11. Take it all off. 

My SO and I were going to a party and I said, “That dress looks really good on you.” She immediately shot back, “It looks a lot better off of me.”

12. That’s kinda weird tbh.

She rolls over in my bed after a night of drinking, grabs my dick and in the sexiest Columbian accent says “I like this, its like the cock of a mythical beast… how you say… Minotaur.”

13. A regular Kim Kardashian over here.

Whispers “lets record it” in my ear. Rock hard.

14. Study buddies.

Had a buddy day with a sorority at my school. First thing my buddy says to me is how she loves to masturbate. We fucked about 15 mins later.

15. Very melty?

We were spooning in bed, I was pressing my hard-on into her heiny. She was very melty when turned on, she kind of loses a bit of brain-body coordination in general and actually acts a bit like girls in porn. So when I was grinding my boner on her butt I put my head on her shoulder and asked “what’s that pressing on you?”

“Mmmmm… your cock.”

Ejaculated ninety seconds later.

16.  Fondest memory.

“I’m glad you exist in the world and that I’m lucky enough to know you.” This is my fondest memory of someone who I wish I had the chance to know and love better.

17. It’s all in the compliment.

“You have a great body.”

18. Sexy threat.

She was probably lying, but it made me feel good in the moment because it was the first time anyone had complimented my appearance.

I was going down on a her and she said… “If you dont get up here and fuck me right now I am going to kill you.”

19. All yours, bb.

Just the other day the chick I have been seeing got me going from dead tired to rock solid within seconds of me coming to her place.

I walked in her door, took off my shoes and she came up and hugged me and whispered “I’m yours.”

20. First time for everything…literally.

Everything my SO said to me yesterday when I lost my virginity. It was not awkward, and I feel like I’m part of the 1% because of that. Sex is awesome.

21. Sharing is caring.

Moments before my first threesome my gf looked at me and said, “Do to her what you do to me.”

Yep.

22. Talking dirty in another language.

Was dating a Peruvian woman for a while. In the middle of foreplay she whispered, “Metemelo…”

23. 1950’s housewife style. 

“I love cleaning!” She was dead serious. Knowing she’ll take care of you is incredibly attractive. :) TC mark

 

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