why do most old people look like squished chicken nuggets
— Alfie Austin. (@alfiee1975) June 25, 2014
why do old people smell so soapy
— Lau 🥚 (@Lauren_Neate) June 23, 2014
Why do old people dress in so much layers?
— Jarmaine (@HeyJarmaine) March 12, 2012
Why do old people keep a box of tissues in the back window of their car?
— Detroit Alex (@alexroehl) March 14, 2014
Why do old people love funerals so much?
— Ricardo A. (@Ricaaduh) June 28, 2014
WHY DO OLD PEOPLE WEAR JEANS TO THE GYM
— em (@RichoRose) June 28, 2014
Why do all old people smell the same ?
— Mac (@mac3curran) June 27, 2014
Why do old people on facebook always use an unnecessary amount of periods…………..?
— lukey charms (@lukelivesmore) June 23, 2014
Why do old people even wear glasses if they are going to squint at everything like they can't see it no matter what?
— Tim (@Playing_Dad) April 4, 2013
Why do old people insist on leaving their window shades open while the movie is on?
— Jim Norton (@JimNorton) November 25, 2013
Why do old people always look like they're going to ask me a question?
— Rob (@SecretKickoff) December 23, 2011
Why do old people have to take off their glasses just to hear you?
— Ororo Munroe (@Storminika) May 20, 2012