How To Be A Loner

The secret to being the perfect loner is pretty simple for the most part – you just don’t have to be interested in people.

Fear And Loathing In Myrtle Beach: Part 2

Filling ourselves with crab cakes, we begrudgingly left and went to get our suits from the tux guy. I would like to say something interesting happened, but that would be a lie.

A Week In April

A Week In April, as the title suggests, is about a week in April; to be more precise, it’s about the events that took place on the 14th through the 21st. A lot happened during this week, including the Boston Bombings and Congress’s inability to care what the American people think about gun control. This post is not about those events though; this post about what happened to me during that time period.

My Interview With A Lesbian

The following is an interview with a close friend who agreed to sit down and answer my ridiculous questions regarding gays and lesbians.

How To Be Depressed

This is almost becoming a routine by now, you spend you don’t know how long tossing and turning trying to get…

Factotum

We need to question everything in our lives and everything around us. We need a greater understanding of the world and the work force against which we are competing. We can no longer go on being inadequately attentive.

Writer’s Block

What are you now lacking that you previously possessed? Hell, maybe you never had anything to begin with except for a bunch of unheard rants. What do you need to help you write? A woman? A woman could do the trick. A woman could help get you out of this rut.

The Freezer

The bar looked like something you would have found in the 70s, with its wood panel walls and bright carpets, or…