As a young adult living in 2015, I consider myself sexually liberated. Some people I fuck and never see again…others I might see on a semi-regular basis whenever we are both free.
“I’m gonna’ bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna’ be like ‘Eewwww, why did you say moist. I hate that word?’ And I’m gonna’ be like ‘Just taste the cake,’ and they’re gonna be like, ‘Damn, it’s moist.’”
Good luck being fashionable. Usually, shopping ends in failure and you must, once again, settle for the t-shirt. It’s unfortunate and devastating, but it always comes back to the t-shirt.