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The next time you’re sad, and want to dwell in that sadness, put on this playlist.

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Joe Goldberg is a deranged, homicidal stalker. Why are people still romanticizing his toxic, psychopathic behavior?

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I remember the flippant remark I made to my boyfriend verbatim: “I can’t stand Rosie, she cries all the time.”
His reply? “Well, so do you.”

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Thank you for creating a community where nobody cares who you sleep with or marry — all they care about is if you’re happy.

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Sure, Joe Goldberg may be a stalker and murderer, but even he casts harsh judgment upon the beast known as an Angeleno.  

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“Sixteen-year-old Sana Kiyohara has too many secrets. Some are small, like how it bothers her when her friends don’t invite her to parties. Some are big, like the fact that her father may be having an affair. And then there’s the one that she can barely even admit to herself—the one about how she might have a crush on her best friend.”

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In the movie Trolls, the trolls are confused by what sarcasm was, so one of them goes, “I think I had a sarcasm once…”

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How to Win Friends and Influence People by Dale Carnegie. Helped me a lot with talking to people and making new friends.

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Schitt’s Creek. A show has never been so witty and hilarious.

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Logan Huntzberger: You like grand romantic gestures, rags to riches stories, and true crime about cults. Banter is an essential element in your foreplay.