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You cannot take a large one if you’re not totally aroused. Blowjobs were the bane of my life. I used to be an avid giver but now I hate them. You can forget any hope of anal.

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Going from being talkative and open to suddenly not saying much when the topic shifts to something sex related.

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“Guards can and will withhold medical treatment.”

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If you’ve been having horrible sex, your boyfriend might not be the only one to blame. You might be encouraging him to suck.

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“I have a regular with a Mickey/Donald role play fetish.”

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Don’t expect someone to just know what you want. Tell them.

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Fishing out the pube from your mouth after going down on someone.

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You are going to get bored of each other over time.

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Never feel weird about asking for more foreplay. Never feel guilty about how long it takes for you to finish. Never apologize for expecting an orgasm.

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If you don’t want to be having sex, you shouldn’t be having sex. The right person isn’t going to leave you because you weren’t in the mood one night.