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Repeat conversations. I get bored easily. If you keep texting me to say hey and then we copy and paste the same conversation we’ve had the last three times, I’m not going to want to see you in person. I’m not even going to want to text you back.

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Being really drunk at 2am and getting your favorite greasy ass food.

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AQUARIUS: Romantic sex where you are positioned face-to-face. 

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He waves goodbye instead of giving you a kiss on the cheek or a hug. During the rare times when he touches you, he makes sure it’s quick. He never lingers longer than necessary. 

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Just like actual sex, sexting is not supposed to be centered around your pleasure. It’s supposed to be about the both of you.

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Because I was trying to convince him to date me.

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If they are selfish in the bedroom, they are probably going to be selfish in the rest of your relationship. 

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How do strangers subscribe to the Snapchat? How do people pay for the content?

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If he liked you as much as you like him, then there would not be any mixed signals. You wouldn’t be sitting around wondering whether his feelings for you are real or only temporary.

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Yes, you have baggage. Yes, you are screwed up. But everyone is.