This one is almost exclusively attached to a photo of some asshole’s mediocre-looking parents. Am I the only one who want’s to shout “YEAH, BUT WHAT ABOUT HEREDITARY ILLNESSES!?” at the computer screen?
2. #blessed (or if you’re lucky, #blesed.)
Again, this one is almost exclusively tied to a statement of utter mediocrity, such as: “Just woke up to a kitchen full of bagels #blessed.” Sure life is all about the small wins, but I’m skeptical about God’s involvement in your breakfast.
I’ve never quite understood why this is brag-worthy. Do people really want a prize for failing to use Instagram the correct way? It’s like driving a car and bragging about using #nobrakes
Yes, this exists. And yes, everyone who uses it is a racist.
Nine out of ten times this hashtag appears with absolutely no jet in sight. I guess maybe jetlife is just an attitude? A way of life? Either way, it’s super obnoxious, super misleading, and we all like you a little less for doing it.