THIS IS NOT A DRILL: BEYONCÉ JUST DROPPED A SURPRISE NEW ALBUM!!!

Okay, technically Beyoncé AND Jay-Z just dropped an album together, but personally, I’m here for Queen Bey. Unfortunately, if you’re like me, you haven’t been able to listen to the album yet, partially because you haven’t had time and partially because you’re a broke-ass plebeian who can’t afford Tidal (or just chooses not to pay for it). It’s a sad, sad world.

But whether or not you’ve listened to the album, you’ll definitely get a laugh from these hilarious Twitter reactions! And honestly, it’s almost as great as listening to it, anyway. (Lol jk someone please send me a link.)

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https://twitter.com/ira/status/1008176674783969281

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Beyoncé has all six infinity stones.

— Gena-mour Barrett (@SmileGena) June 16, 2018

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https://twitter.com/alirdhwn/status/1008169241307049984

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Jay didn't even give Nas the weekend. 😂

— DJBooth (@DJBooth) June 16, 2018

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Jay Z in his way to the studio when he saw Nas dropped an album pic.twitter.com/ssby7fuArY

— The EMS Whisperer (@Phranchize19) June 16, 2018

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Nas and Kanye on the break OH WHAT A BLOCK BY THE CARTERS. pic.twitter.com/oOSYjlaCKd

— Kazeem Famuyide 🇳🇬 🍎 (@Kazeem) June 16, 2018

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Y'all: we don't want Jay Z on your next album please dont

Beyoncé: #EverythingIsLove pic.twitter.com/xubhXx6yUN

— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) June 16, 2018

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Those of us who didn’t listen to that Kanye album and that Nas album being blessed by Beyoncé and Jay for holding out. #EVERYTHINGISLOVE pic.twitter.com/nEM4l9Ni7n

— Frederick Joseph (@FredTJoseph) June 16, 2018

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https://twitter.com/DUALIPA/status/1008140204937482240

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Beyoncé really came to tell us everything is love during Gemini season

— Astro Poets (@poetastrologers) June 17, 2018

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https://twitter.com/monicaraymund/status/1008112298005630976

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I told my wife there was a new Beyonce and Jay-Z album. She told me she had to run an errand, and now she's been circling the block in the car for the past 30 minutes like I can't see her.

— @TheCoreyRichardson on Threads. Follow Me There. (@vexedinthecity) June 16, 2018

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The Jay-Z and Beyonce album is getting great reviews, with both Tidal users giving it 5 stars

— Fred Delicious 🍆 (@Fred_Delicious) June 16, 2018

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Loving the Beyoncé/Jay-Z album. Really dig the tracks “Please Sign Up For Tidal, Please”, “Help! Our Streaming Service Is Dying”, and “Evidence Connecting The Owners Of Spotify To Pizzagate”

— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) June 17, 2018

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Beyonce and Jay-z to Nas's album release pic.twitter.com/odTQMx5jR1

— Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry) June 16, 2018

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My biggest takeaway from listening to this album 3 times in a row now is that……. Beyonce is clearly Jay-Z’s hero and it fills me with joy. He lives for her. Also….I’ve been mispronouncing Rumi’s name this whole time. My bad lil baby.

— Gabby Sidibe (@GabbySidibe) June 16, 2018

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https://twitter.com/elijahdaniel/status/1008120341091119104

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https://twitter.com/alex3nglish/status/1008179797422497792

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https://twitter.com/oluwablk/status/1008118331373744129

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It’s actually not the new Beyoncé and Jay Z album, it’s the new Beyoncé album. His ass cheated, he chose not to get full credit.

— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) June 17, 2018

Enjoy!