Let’s be honest here: on an everyday basis, work can be pretty drab, especially if you have a 9-to-5 job where your duties are basically the same every day. And as petty as office drama can be, sometimes it’s the only way to shake up an otherwise boring day.
So it’s really no surprise that when Twitter user Zak Toscani‘s co-worker got his lunch mysteriously stolen from the shared fridge, it became a huge whodunnit that got nearly everyone in the office involved. I mean, what better way to spend a work day?
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979448251546927104?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.distractify.com%2F&tfw_site=distractify
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979451816478846976
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979454387268419584
Let’s just say it was dra-muhhhh.
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979459377504505856
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979460315027877888
But you have to admit, the details are pretty bizarre…
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979460775197655040
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979463645645094913
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979751435633025024
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979752976750227456
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979753592444796928
And it only gets better from there.
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979760017128620032
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979761000445501440
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979761584963661824
And let’s just say the culprit definitely doesn’t seem to know that EVERYONE KNOWS IT’S HER.
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979762047318552577
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979762999836594176
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979763900487950336
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979764264289251328
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https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979766654136598528
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979775824114036736
And Zak, being the comedic gem he is, just wants to escalate the situation. (But honestly, can you blame him? Work can be so BORING.)
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979783218462310407
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979791350794092544
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979794653485531137
Unfortunately, we don’t get the conclusion we deserve, but at least the story was gripping as it was.
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979809832940093440
While we may not know exactly the motivations behind what happened, we definitely have our theories…
It's super obvious lol. They are having something that passive aggressiveness is not normal lol.
— Muttley (@mithamosays) March 30, 2018
Okay, is it just me or does this play out like a particularly quirky comedy? Because I can totally imagine a movie a la Office Space but, you know, with a revenge plot.
Why am I all into this like it’s a movie.
— Derika Deane 🏁 (@DerikaDeane) March 30, 2018
https://twitter.com/More_than_Vikes/status/979769802469396480
Even people who actually make movies agreed.
I love this ending. I don't need to know why she did it, I enjoyed the ride.
Thanks for today.— Lin-Manuel Miranda (@Lin_Manuel) March 30, 2018
So did the fried shrimp story get optioned by Hollywood yet? Can it be directed by David Fincher?
— Felicia Day🇺🇸 (@feliciaday) April 1, 2018
Keep an eye out for The Lunch Thief, which will someday inevitably be in theaters near you. 
