15 Tweets About Trump’s Alleged ‘Pee Tape’ That Are Pee-In-Your-Pants Funny

Wikimedia Commons / Gage Skidmore

If you’ve kept up with American politics at all, you’ve probably heard about Trump’s alleged “pee tape” — or the Steele dossier — in which Trump supposedly ordered two Russian prostitutes to pee on the bed at the Moscow Ritz-Carlton once used by the Obamas. While many have speculated whether or not the tape really exists, former FBI Director James Comey says that he doesn’t know if it exists, but that it’s definitely possible.

In his upcoming book, “A Higher Loyalty: Truth, Lies, and Leadership,” Comey said that Trump denied the claims that the tape existed, but that he considered having it investigated and proven false for his wife’s sake. And for a lot of people online, it meant only one thing: the pee tape totally existed.

Here are the funniest tweets about Trump’s alleged pee tape:
















Twitter / @KrangTNelson

Okay, you carry on with your day now. TC mark

Callie Byrnes

Callie is a professional Thought Catalog blogger by day and an amateur Tumblr blogger by night.

This is me letting you go

If there’s one thing we all need to stop doing, it’s waiting around for someone else to show up and change our lives. Just be the person you’ve been waiting for.

At the end of the day, you have two choices in love – one is to accept someone just as they are and the other is to walk away.

We owe it to ourselves to live the greatest life that we’re capable of living, even if that means that we have to be alone for a very long time.

“Everyone could use a book like this at some point in their life.” – Heather

Let go now

More From Thought Catalog