If you’ve kept up with American politics at all, you’ve probably heard about Trump’s alleged “pee tape” — or the Steele dossier — in which Trump supposedly ordered two Russian prostitutes to pee on the bed at the Moscow Ritz-Carlton once used by the Obamas. While many have speculated whether or not the tape really exists, former FBI Director James Comey says that he doesn’t know if it exists, but that it’s definitely possible.
In his upcoming book, “A Higher Loyalty: Truth, Lies, and Leadership,” Comey said that Trump denied the claims that the tape existed, but that he considered having it investigated and proven false for his wife’s sake. And for a lot of people online, it meant only one thing: the pee tape totally existed.
Here are the funniest tweets about Trump’s alleged pee tape:
I feel like Netflix will buy the pee tape
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) April 12, 2018
The pee tape will be five seconds of peeing then twenty minutes of sex workers being bored by a Trump anecdote about playing golf with Rob Schneider
— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) April 13, 2018
Chivalry isn't dead!https://t.co/qzqsGepuYx
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) April 13, 2018
Melania told Donald Trump “If the pee tape is real…urine a lot of trouble!”
I’ll be here all night.
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) April 12, 2018
Can't wait for the pee tape to come out so that everyone can yell "pee tape" 30 times and then nothing changes and we're still stuck with this lunatic.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) April 12, 2018
the pee tape was real but it was a vine so they killed the app
open your eyes people
— Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa) April 12, 2018
please, my wife, she’s very sick of wondering about the pee tape
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) April 12, 2018
If the pee tape gets released we should project it on the moon for the entire country to watch together.
— Tam Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) April 12, 2018
Look, the worst thing about the pee tape is clearly that it can't play Cannes because it's streaming.
*sigh* Fine. I'll show myself out.
— DrewMcWeeny (@DrewMcWeeny) April 12, 2018
Okay, you carry on with your day now.