Uber drivers are having to up their game now that people are going all out to ensure a five-star rating. While some have taken to turning their entire car into a club (no, seriously), others are finding subtler, yet still genius ways of nabbing that perfect rating.
This driver may have found the perfect way to win the hearts of passengers everywhere: through music. And, you know, through a little good-natured stereotyping.
So I just started driving for uber and Lyft and I’ve been getting a lot more compliments on my music since generalizing my passengers by 1 of these 11 playlists pic.twitter.com/WhX1O5wZ4b
— rdctd (@TEEJUS___) February 25, 2018
Seriously, just look at these playlists and try to tell me they’re not spot-on.
People on Twitter were in awe of the Uber driver’s genius, mostly because these playlists look lit af and we all want to listen to them.
I’m sorry but these playlists are so good and I’m so shook. quiet, hipster and heady are all bops i can’t.
— * ·˚.✫ * ✧ .⋆ ✵ * ✧✷ ·. ⊹˚* ·✵.˚. ✫ •✷· ✵ ˚ ·*˚✺ (@enmarisaa) February 26, 2018
Don’t worry — he shared his spotify account just in case you actually are interested in checking out his perfectly-curated playlists.
— Keller Kilpatrick (@kellermk) February 26, 2018
So, who are you? A heady bro? A fucking hipster? A white dude who looks like he likes rap? Sometimes you just gotta let go of your pride, admit that maybe you really are just a stereotype, and jam out to the perfect playlist made just for you.