It’s Valentine’s Day, which means it’s time to spread the love — or, you know, complain profusely about it. But love it or hate it, one things for sure: you’re going to want to look through all the memes this year, because they’re lit af and guaranteed to warm even the coldest of hearts. That’s right, ladies and gents, whether you’re single, taken, or in a complicated situation, it’s time to celebrate the most hated holiday of the year with some some true Twitter gold.
Just now realized that it’s Valentine’s Day… only cuz my grandma texted me and asked if I received her chocolates she sent me. I’m not kidding at all.
— Ethan Dolan (@EthanDolan) February 14, 2018
Gigantic happy Valentine’s Day to my wonderful girlfriend that I obviously have. We are very in love. She is very much alive. Don’t ask about her, she wants our love to be private. I am not single.
— ethan (@CrankGameplays) February 14, 2018
Love means never having to say anything because you're both looking at your smart phones
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) February 14, 2016
Valentine’s Day is the Comic Sans of holidays.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) February 14, 2018
"Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?"
Me: Yes… February 14th
— Zachary W. Hyde (@zacharywhyde) January 28, 2018
couples have love but single people have funnier memes to relate to so i think we win
— coffeys (@coffeys) February 14, 2016
“Your beauty's immense,
Beyond all compare.
Happy Valentine’s Day,”
Said Trump to his hair.
— shauna (@goldengateblond) February 14, 2017
With everything going on in the media about me this Valentine’s Day I don’t want people to get distracted and forget how beautiful I am (on the outside)
— Adam Rippon (@AdamRippon) February 14, 2018
gooooob morning. i want to formally declare. that my stuffed fren sebastian. is my valentine. there are never before seen. levels of snugs. in his future
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) February 14, 2018
If men wrote candy hearts:
– what r u up to?
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) February 14, 2018
Roses are red
Trees provide shade
Talk to me about bitcoin
And you won't get laid
— aloria (@aloria) February 14, 2018
2018 candy heart ideas:
– Go Away
– Sexual Assault Is Not A Partisan Issue
– Go Grab Yourself
– Birth Control Is Healthcare
– Seriously, No
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) February 14, 2018
Happy Valentine’s Day. 🙄 pic.twitter.com/jDvm3ctLse
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) February 14, 2018
Love Valentine’s Day, love New Year’s Eve, love taking the SATs, just love high pressure situations and extreme expectations in general
— B.J. Novak (@bjnovak) February 14, 2018
Rough love life? Consider these animals that definitely have it worse
-Bees’ genitals explode after sex
-Hippos soil themselves to attract a mate
-Every woman I’ve dated has had to watch Titanic with me while I recite most of the lines from memory
-Boy seahorses get pregnant!
— Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) February 14, 2018
Roses are red, violets are blue, leave me alone.
— Zendaya (@Zendaya) February 14, 2018
Happy Valentine’s Day, from my memes to yours.