Sometimes guys are just REALLY bad at deciding when they should or shouldn’t hit on a girl. For instance: the gym. No girl goes to the gym hoping some dude is gonna start flirting with her while she’s working out on the elliptical machine. In fact, if you’re like me, you don’t want anyone to talk to you while you’re at the gym at all, period. I’m miserable enough as it is, thanks.
But author Olivia A. Cole has the perfect solution for when a dude tries to hit on you and you really don’t think you can handle it. She overheard the whole thing while she was working out at the gym.
GUYS. Just now. In gym.
*guy approaches two women working out, with flirtatious eyebrows at the ready*
Girl 1: UH you might not want to come over here, dude. I just farted. It’s bad.
Guy: *looks horrified. leaves.*
Girl 2: omg did you really?
Girl 1: psh no.
— Olivia A. Cole (@RantingOwl) January 10, 2018
LOLOLOL I’m sorry but that’s so perfect.
Honestly, you can judge it all you want, but there are a lot of women who are thankful for this handy tip.
Ladies I know how much of an issue it can be to keep people away at the gym. Maybe keep this one in mind https://t.co/rWdVEqtKRS
— Drewcifer (@DrewciferVI) January 11, 2018
GAME CHANGER https://t.co/Pjxk1GHSeC
— Sam 💁🏻♀️ (@WamShitcomb) January 11, 2018
Or an even better tip: dudes, don’t hit on girls at the gym!!!
I don't understand trying to pick someone up at the gym. This is a genius defense, though. :) https://t.co/o8RHTF6lbF
— Jesse Chounard (@Chounard) January 11, 2018
Honestly, we should start using this trick in other areas of life, too — it seems like it’s been working pretty well so far.
RECLAIMING TIME, RECLAIMING SPACE https://t.co/cZS61FaEuj
— Molly Dull (@mollydull) January 11, 2018
Next time someone tries to hit on you while you’re going about your normal routine, ladies, you know what to do.