Getting your wisdom teeth out may not be the most fun thing in the world, but it can be pretty funny for the people around you — you know, because of the drugs. Why is everyone so damn funny when they’re on the drugs? Honestly, I’d watch an entire TV show dedicated to all the stupid things people say after a major dental surgery, and I’m not kidding.
(For those of you who don’t know, Deadpool 2 doesn’t come out till later this year, so this guy must’ve thought he was in there for a VERY long time.)
He was also pretty concerned about banging his wife, which, LOL.
Lo and behold, Ryan Reynolds must’ve been lurking through his mentions, because he noticed the tweet and decided to one-up it with his own.
Yep, that’s right — James gets to be Ryan Reynolds date to the Untitled Deadpool Sequel. Well, okay, not exactly his date, but basically, right?
Let’s just say that James is living his best life and the rest of us are jealous af.
Time to start making everyone record me after I go through major medical procedures. Hey James Franco, you got anything you can invite me to?