Getting your wisdom teeth out may not be the most fun thing in the world, but it can be pretty funny for the people around you — you know, because of the drugs. Why is everyone so damn funny when they’re on the drugs? Honestly, I’d watch an entire TV show dedicated to all the stupid things people say after a major dental surgery, and I’m not kidding.
Post Dentist of Getting all Four of my Wisdom Teeth pulled DEADPOOL 2, Ice Cream, & Banging my Wife sounds about Right 🤘😂🤘😂🤘 #deadpool2 #hugsnotdrugs #Dentist @VancityReynolds @robertliefeld @deadpoolmovie @RhettReese @MarvelStudios @ChrisEvans @DavidMLeitch pic.twitter.com/hFlkUlH8zq
— James D Eversole Jr (@NerdEversoleJr) January 4, 2018
(For those of you who don’t know, Deadpool 2 doesn’t come out till later this year, so this guy must’ve thought he was in there for a VERY long time.)
He was also pretty concerned about banging his wife, which, LOL.
Got his priorities straight.
Also, I love that Mic Drop is playing in the background. @BTS_twt
— Jules (@jujabot) January 5, 2018
Lo and behold, Ryan Reynolds must’ve been lurking through his mentions, because he noticed the tweet and decided to one-up it with his own.
Years ago, I had my wisdom-testicles removed. I know how painful it can be. Consider this your official invite to the Untitled Deadpool Sequel, James. I’ll see you and a guest in May. #MaximumEffort https://t.co/8XvXHNsw3x
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) January 5, 2018
Yep, that’s right — James gets to be Ryan Reynolds date to the Untitled Deadpool Sequel. Well, okay, not exactly his date, but basically, right?
Let’s just say that James is living his best life and the rest of us are jealous af.
Please tell me I'm not dreaming right now Thank you so much RR I'm speechless right now 😂😂😂🤘🤘🤘🤘
— James D Eversole Jr (@NerdEversoleJr) January 5, 2018
Hey new best friend that I’ve never met! I’m excited for us! Haha jk. Congrats for real. That’s something really special there.
— John Dempsey (@JohnDempsey83) January 5, 2018
Time to start making everyone record me after I go through major medical procedures. Hey James Franco, you got anything you can invite me to?