Let me start by saying this: Elf on the Shelf is the creepiest fucking thing that has ever happened to Christmas in the entire history of Christmas. Are you telling me that parents actually want their kids to believe some creepy, doll-sized creature is Big Brothering them in the spirit of the holidays? Y’all are weird af.
But anyway, it’s A Thing that I must acknowledge, since it’s apparently a tradition now. And hey, sometimes people manage to use it for a nice laugh. Like Twitter user @alexismarie21__, who was told she was in charge of doing Elf on the Shelf for her siblings for a night. Let’s just say she got creative.
My parents let me do our elf on the shelf last night for my siblings and all I gotta say is this elf doesn’t play around lmaoo 😂💀🤷🏽♀️ pic.twitter.com/OocQphq5a2
— Alexis Elliott (@lexi21marieee) December 11, 2017
Like using him to play the alcohol police.
Not to mention using it as a great excuse to social media stalk her siblings.
And okay, this is a good one.
Honestly, this girl deserves all the awards.
I was in tears laughimg so hard at these!! 😂😂😂😂
— kisha james (@kjames1231) December 12, 2017
If there's a sibling award you win
— Dak🤙🏽 (@schaffner13) December 12, 2017
Can she just take over Elf on the Shelf for the rest of the holiday season? It’s a lot less creepy when it’s actually funny.