Ladies, I’m sure a lot of you know what it’s like to get restlessly pursued by some dude bro you’ve never even met before. Whether you’re at a bar, a coffee shop, or just walking down the street, it’s nearly inevitable — at some point in your life, you’re going to meet some guy who’s not going to give up, and it’s honestly going to be creepy af.
Some girls have managed to deflect this situation by quickly saying, “Oh, I have a boyfriend,” which, whether true or not, sometimes stops guys from following you the rest of the way home (but also, why the fuck do I have to lie about already being taken for you to stop?) Some guys, though, just won’t take no for an answer. That’s where Twitter user @ElishaMeade‘s methods come into play.
when 'i have a boyfriend’ doesn’t work so u resort to screaming in their face pic.twitter.com/3wQjwtsDtZ
— Amy (@amycrabtreex) December 3, 2017
In the video, Elisha’s just chilling at a club when some fuckboy starts following her around. He doesn’t seem to get the hint (or, more likely, he gets the hint but just doesn’t gaf), so she resorts to her final attempt to get him to leave: she starts shrieking at the top of her lungs, right in his face.
I’ll admit it, I watched the video on repeat. It’s pretty hilarious to watch the guy awkwardly dart out of the frame when she starts screaming.
— ellis (@ellisjhwk) December 3, 2017
My favorite frame. pic.twitter.com/cE0YUDHAsF
— celestial nirvana/ego loss (@ekow_bk) December 11, 2017
So this how I get them to leave. pic.twitter.com/5SyluHVyFM
— The Marvelous Misadventures of Jazz (@lifeasjazz) December 11, 2017
Look, you can call it dumb, but you can’t say it’s ineffective. Girl, we see you, and we’re taking notes.