Blake Shelton Is People Magazine’s ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ But No One On Twitter Is Having It

Blake Shelton in concert and a tweet
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Today, People Magazine announced that Blake Shelton is 2017’s Sexiest Man Alive, to which I have to say: excuse you??? I feel personally victimized here.

I’m sorry, but in all honesty, there is a 0% chance I would have ever chosen Shelton as the sexiest man alive. In fact, I don’t even find him attractive. At all. In the slightest. Who was in charge of this decision, People? You need to fire them immediately.

But don’t worry, Twitter took the liberty of correcting its mistake and assigning the true Sexiest Men Alive, none of who are (surprise) Blake Shelton.

But hey, if Blake Shelton can become the Sexiest Man Alive, think of all the things you can do!

Blake Shelton is considered attractive now. We have a reality TV star as president. Literally nothing is impossible anymore. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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