Okay, but when did kids get so savage??? Honestly, I’m pretty sure the elementary school playground is probably the roasting capital of America. Move over Twitter — you’ve been dethroned.
Don’t believe me? Just look at this homemade book, called “The Roasting Book Rules”, that these kids made to explain how to properly roast someone.
Rule number one? Don’t roast somebody if you are ugly.
The book even gives an example, which is just as harsh:
“Boy yo hair line look like a rainbow!”
That’s a no no if u don’t have a hairline.
Okay but why do I feel so attacked rn????
“Boy yo hairline look like a rainbow” pic.twitter.com/jKx3YKOlEa
— 🇻🇮🇹🇹🇻🇮 (@DuttyJermz) October 12, 2017
Honestly, we just need to know the rest of the rules so we know what not to do.
Where's rules 2-6? I need to take notes 😂
— The Price Keeps Going Up 📈😌 (@KortlynnJenae) October 12, 2017
I need to follow you so I can see rules 2-6.
— Bionca (@Bionca) October 12, 2017
We also are anticipating book #2😂😂😂👍🏼
— Grant Gunn (@gunn_grant) October 12, 2017
I want to see rules 2,3,4,5 and 6… pic.twitter.com/dYibXJXwf7
— Ciatrin (@Ciatrin) October 12, 2017
Lmao. I need the rest pic.twitter.com/EN2xoA1S1L
— Ravyn 🕊 (@fly_ravyn) October 12, 2017
Honestly someone just needs to publish this and distribute them at every major bookstore. Trust me, we need it.