The newest adaption of Steven King’s “It” has finally made it into theaters, and it has all of us asking the same question: what would Pennywise have to say to get you into that damn sewer?
Twitter user pennydook shipper decided to ask the Internet for their answers, and people definitely got creative.
I am almost ashamed of how relatable these tweets are.
Does Pennywise have some sort of magical power that can bring One Direction back together? Asking for a friend.
Even Chance the Rapper played along.
But, like, can you blame him???
Okay, honestly, as much as I hate clowns and “It” has me shaking in my boots, there are a few things I’d probably let myself be lured away with…
Yep, we’d all be doomed.