The newest adaption of Steven King’s “It” has finally made it into theaters, and it has all of us asking the same question: what would Pennywise have to say to get you into that damn sewer?
Twitter user pennydook shipper decided to ask the Internet for their answers, and people definitely got creative.
"I can cancel your remaining student loan balance down here" https://t.co/RiGv8kgsES
— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) September 13, 2017
400 per month, including bills https://t.co/iEal4oH8br
— Fianna Fáil minister for hoping houses get built (@RummHammm) September 13, 2017
I am almost ashamed of how relatable these tweets are.
"I have the ability for you to make eye contact with a girl for more that 1 second down here" https://t.co/qYsrW5jSJ2
— tommy (@SuicidalTommy) September 14, 2017
Does Pennywise have some sort of magical power that can bring One Direction back together? Asking for a friend.
— 𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖚𝖓 (@Shadowfaaax) September 13, 2017
Even Chance the Rapper played along.
"I got Trix Yogurt" https://t.co/0kxVVdGeuu
— Chance The Rapper (@chancetherapper) September 14, 2017
But, like, can you blame him???
Okay, honestly, as much as I hate clowns and “It” has me shaking in my boots, there are a few things I’d probably let myself be lured away with…
"Obama is still president down here."
— Ace (@AceAlvarez13) September 13, 2017
Pennywise: Beyoncé is down here.
— 𝐒𝐁 (@saidtheSADBOY) September 13, 2017
Yep, we’d all be doomed.