Even if you don’t have a bucket list written down somewhere, most of us at least know some things we want to do before we die. For instance, I hope to sky dive, write a book, and successfully own a house someday. Trust me, my life is wild.
This teen, however, has a lot she hopes to do before the summer of 2017 is over, and the list is… interesting, to say the least.
The list, which was found in a dressing room at Urban Outfitters, includes things like have sex, star gaze, get a boob hickey, and pet a giraffe. A few of the items are already checked off, like “hook up with Jacob (again)”, use sparklers, and get drunk all the time. Her list puts mine to shame.
The tweet quickly went viral as people began speculating who could have authored the list. For instance, how old is someone who both wants to have sex and do summer reading?
Yes I'm 40 and some of this is outta my range.
— filibuster keaton ❤️ (@psychofan) July 15, 2017
I'm guessing she's 17 because of the significance of 17
— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) July 15, 2017
Others were concerned that she wasn’t gonna finish up everything she wanted to, because it’s a pretty ambitious list.
My gorl didnt get to have an artsy 4th of july…shit…her IG must be weak
— vegetable stan account (@pawgwithablog_) July 14, 2017
The list also feels a bit out of order (to me!!)
— Oliver Chinyere (@Oliverdirtyb) July 15, 2017
Most of us are really just trying to make sense of this all.
honestly i've been looking at this for 4 hours
— elderly (@ktgl) July 14, 2017
Who could this be?!?!
If you have any theories or new information, please let me know immediately.