Oh, Sean Spicer. What would we do without you?
Spicer resigned from his position in the White House last week, which was probably good for all of America but bad for meme culture. In a government full of people to make fun of, there was no target more perfect than Spicer, whose bizarre shenanigans mostly felt unreal.
But don’t worry, my beautiful Americans. We all knew Spicer wouldn’t stay away for long. According to People, he’s supposedly being courted by ABC to be a contestant on next season’s Dancing With The Stars, which, um, OK, sure. We’ll go with it for now.
The show has a reputation of grabbing washed-up pseudo-celebrities before they completely lose relevance (aside from a few exceptions, like gold medal gymnast Simone Biles, Bill Nye the Science Guy, and Fifth Harmony’s Normani Kordei), so Spicer just about fits the bill. As long as we don’t have to hear him trying (and failing) to cover up Trump’s blunders, I would say it could be much worse.
So, who’s next? Kushner? Trump? I’m waiting.