If you’ve ever had an ant problem, you know how frustrating it is to get it under control. But when this man realized the poison traps he set out for them weren’t working, he decided to get creative and gentrify the little ant neighborhood.
The ants won't go in the poison traps so I made some modifications to lure them in pic.twitter.com/9xMFrWlbhK
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) June 7, 2017
That’s right — Pat Tobin cleverly disguised the poison traps as hip, cool stores to fit certain demographics in hopes of getting the ants to drop in.
For those ants looking for a nice, chill night.
For those ants just looking to maintain a healthy lifestyle (sorry, ants).
For those ants trying to get a jumpstart on life.
For the ants just looking to have a good time.
Of course, people thought the whole thing was pretty wild.
🎷🐜
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) June 7, 2017
WHAT IS THAT??? A STRIP CLUB FOR ANTS? *kicks it in rage
— L. Leo Lameda (@LeSoul) June 7, 2017
I texted this to my brother and he only saw the first one and responded "It worked in Beetlejuice"
— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) June 7, 2017
We kinda wish we could visit these stores — that is, if they were actual stores and not potentially lethal poison traps.
Sure, it's 5 Ant St. in Antville
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) June 7, 2017
But honestly, I’m just here for the jokes.
or, wait for it… Antz!
— Kevin Romm (@Kevin_Romm) June 7, 2017
The Center for Ants who Want to Read Good and Do Other Stuff Good Too?
— Nick (@NickCholewa) June 7, 2017
— daniel (@DannyJHalliday) June 7, 2017
Did they come marching one by one
— Mearn (@mearn) June 7, 2017
Hey, at least it seemed to work!
Ok, we have a customer pic.twitter.com/bpcWCSRR7h
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) June 8, 2017
That would also be a compelling storyline
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) June 8, 2017
You know, screw it, maybe I’ll give it a try, too. 
