This Guy Tweeted Out The Insane Story Of His ‘Lil Lunatic’ Ex Girlfriend And I Am Shook

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Many people have what they like to call their “crazy ex”, but few can say that they actually dated someone who is 100 percent actually psychotic. But Twitter user @Hoemar__ (or Omar, as I’ll call him) definitely wins the prize for craziest ex girlfriend story, which is all kinds of weird.

Buckle up, friends. It’s going to be a long, bumpy ride.

It all started like every love story: actually kind of cute.

And here’s where the story starts getting insane.

Oh, really, Omar? You were just beginning to suspect this?

Being jealous of other women is one thing, but this ex took it way too far when Omar’s family became involved.

Yes, but wait.

Think she’s crazy? Oh, you just wait.

Apparently Omar has not learned from his mistakes.

Come on, Omar, I was rooting for you! We were all rooting for you!!!

You’re enthusiasm is a little premature, Omar.

Are you telling me it gets crazier?!

Of course it’s not that easy, though.

Or was she?

Oh, but it’s not over yet.

SHOOK.

FINALLY!

BUT! It’s still not over, guys. Get ready for this.

But why stop there?

Get ready for the grand finale, my friends.

DEAD.

At least there was a happy ending? TC mark

Callie Byrnes

Callie is a professional Thought Catalog blogger by day and an amateur Tumblr blogger by night.

This is me letting you go

If there’s one thing we all need to stop doing, it’s waiting around for someone else to show up and change our lives. Just be the person you’ve been waiting for.

At the end of the day, you have two choices in love – one is to accept someone just as they are and the other is to walk away.

We owe it to ourselves to live the greatest life that we’re capable of living, even if that means that we have to be alone for a very long time.

“Everyone could use a book like this at some point in their life.” – Heather

Let go now

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