This Guy Tweeted Out The Insane Story Of His ‘Lil Lunatic’ Ex Girlfriend And I Am Shook

iStockPhoto.com / Eva Katalin Kondoros and Twitter / @Hoemar__

Many people have what they like to call their “crazy ex”, but few can say that they actually dated someone who is 100 percent actually psychotic. But Twitter user @Hoemar__ (or Omar, as I’ll call him) definitely wins the prize for craziest ex girlfriend story, which is all kinds of weird.

Buckle up, friends. It’s going to be a long, bumpy ride.

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It all started like every love story: actually kind of cute.

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And here’s where the story starts getting insane.

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Oh, really, Omar? You were just beginning to suspect this?

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Being jealous of other women is one thing, but this ex took it way too far when Omar’s family became involved.

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Yes, but wait.

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Think she’s crazy? Oh, you just wait.

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Apparently Omar has not learned from his mistakes.

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Come on, Omar, I was rooting for you! We were all rooting for you!!!

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You’re enthusiasm is a little premature, Omar.

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Are you telling me it gets crazier?!

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Of course it’s not that easy, though.

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Or was she?

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Oh, but it’s not over yet.

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SHOOK.

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FINALLY!

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BUT! It’s still not over, guys. Get ready for this.

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But why stop there?

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Get ready for the grand finale, my friends.

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DEAD.

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