Beyoncé fans haven’t been able to shut up about her pregnancy since she announced it back in February, and can you blame them? One of the most high profile stars in the world is not just gracing the world with one, but two children, and honestly, we are not worthy.
Her family recently held a baby shower called “The Carter Push Party”, which is super adorable and pretty exciting when you realize that probably means Queen Bey is due soon and it won’t be long until we know all the details about the expanding Carter clan.
Hold up before you get too excited, though, because there’s a twist: Beyoncé will be going into labor soon, which means her children will be born during Gemini season.
Yep, that’s right. Beyoncé’s perfect children may be born under the most hated zodiac sign of all.
If you’re one of the few who don’t understand why this is a Huge Problem, let me explain.
“Gemini slander” is the new hip thing in astrology — basically, a lot of people hate on Geminis because of, well, everything I suppose. They don’t exactly have the best reputation (they’re considered two-faced, unreliable backstabbers) and people tend to be pretty harsh to them because of it.
Gemini: -doesn't hold the elevator-
People: GEMINIS WILL SHIT ON YOU EVERY CHANCE THEY GET! STAY AWAY!
— Pfizer Floozy (@AsiaChloeBrown) May 22, 2017
I mean, both Donald Trump and Mike Pence are Geminis. Can you blame us?
So when people found out that Beyoncé, a literal angel without any true imperfections, was probably going to have Gemini babies, a lot of people felt personally victimized.
Beyoncé needs to pop these twins out real quick because Gemini twins is a hell no. It can't happen.
— Adyanada (@ItsAdyanada) May 11, 2017
I dreamt last night that Beyoncé went into labor hours before Taurus season was over &we were rushing like hell 2 prevent a Gemini birth
— Lolo Moderna✨ (@KLCHII) May 11, 2017
Beyoncé better not give birth to two fucking Gemini's
— :444 (@pimpcesstene) May 11, 2017
Hell nah Gemini season has creeped up & Beyoncé is in her third trimester pic.twitter.com/fSHfFy2Ar4
— KUNTYEWEST (@kuntyewest) May 20, 2017
Of course, Geminis were pretty stoked, because of course they were. Who wouldn’t want little Carter-Knowles babies representing their sign?
Some even wondered if the twins could be what it really took to set balance to the universe and get rid of the Gemini slander for good.
Beyoncé is set to have Gemini babies and all Gemini slander shall cease
— 🎬z🎬 (@AskWhatImWatchn) May 11, 2017
Beyoncé is having Gemini Twins to restore order in the universe: a conspiracy thread
— breonna taylor (@littledonut18) May 20, 2017
LOL, yeah right. Let’s be real: even they probably can’t undo all the Gemini hate. It runs too deep now.
Lmfao at y'all thinking Gemini slander will stop because Bey having the twins during Gemini season. Y'all still garbage. Bey can't save that pic.twitter.com/6jIwKLUBOt
— Its Cruel AND Unusual (@PlayGirlAsi) May 21, 2017
Maybe a miracle will happen and Beyoncé will be able to hold off till Cancer season? It’s worth hoping for. We’re rooting for you, Bey.