Some weird shit is going on in Wyoming, Minnesota.
The city has been making headlines the past few days, not because they have one of the most misleading names in the world (I can’t get over it), but because their police department has some fire tweets.
— Wyoming (MN) Police (@wyomingpd) April 20, 2017
After their 4/20 tweet went viral, people started looking back at some of their old posts, where the police department tweeted out some of the bizarre calls they’d gotten. And none were more bizarre than this one.
A man thought he found drugs in his wifes purse & contacted us. He was happy to learn that the items were just a broken cocktail umbrella. pic.twitter.com/Yx5erLtzP0
— Wyoming (MN) Police (@wyomingpd) April 2, 2017
That’s right. Apparently some guy called the police on his wife because he thought he found drugs in her purse. Except it wasn’t drugs. It was literally a broken cocktail umbrella.
People couldn’t handle the ridiculousness of the story. I mean, who the fuck doesn’t know what a cocktail umbrella is?
No we had to Google a picture of what a cocktail umbrella looks like not broken into pieces.
— Wyoming (MN) Police (@wyomingpd) April 3, 2017
I'm so confused on how this looks like drugs🤔
— Hillary Dank (@jess_4hunnidd) April 21, 2017
I can’t decide what’s worse: the fact that he thought a COCKTAIL UMBRELLA was drugs or the fact that he was actually going to turn in his wife.
Dawg, on your wife? That's a instant L pic.twitter.com/u8wrm9nDy2
— ♐Leopold 'Butters' Stotch (@tHeONicK) April 21, 2017
— Muva Nature (@tassie_r) April 21, 2017
Google > her husband. pic.twitter.com/vSa53Z8yRV
— Shrendan Banahan (@ShrendanBanahan) April 21, 2017
Hope it was worth all those months he’s going to be sleeping on the couch.