On Wednesday, the White House launched its phone hotline for people to report crimes committed by “criminal aliens.” And so, naturally, people picked up their phones immediately — and started reporting cases of UFO sightings and extraterrestrial contact.
#AlienDay Please call and report your UFO sightings and green aliens from outer space to Trumps new alien activity hotline: 1-855-48-VOICE
— Kyle Lacio (@KyleLacio) April 27, 2017
Of course, by “aliens” the White House means immigrants. The hotline is part of the new Victims of Immigration Crime Engagement (VOICE) Office, meant to help the Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agency. According to the Department of Homeland Security, its meant to “assist victims of crimes committed by criminal aliens.”
Of course, a lot of people weren’t happy with the new addition to the ICE (or Trump’s immigration policies in general, for that matter). And what better way to resist than to troll?
There’s no one better place to tell the story of how you got abducted that one time when you might have maybe been taking LSD.
But why stop at aliens? With all the weird shit going on in the world, you ought to have a place to air your grievances and finally report that nasty Sasquatch that tried to steal your wallet when you ran into him in the middle of the woods a few yars ago.
1-855-48-VOICE to report all your encounters w/ illegal martians, rude Sasquatch, unleashed Texas Blue Hounds, Springheel Jack. Goblin army.
— Kathleen Dennis (@chelseabmw) April 27, 2017
Don't forget to call 1-855-48-VOICE & let them know if you've seen the illegal alien Sasquatch (aka Big Foot), on the 🇺🇸/🇨🇦 border ! pic.twitter.com/pAfOOR0ZqS
— Jordan (@jordan_j_2326) April 27, 2017
And if they’re not going to make a separate hotline for muggles, well, then VOICE will have to do.
We’re just asking you to be safe and be brave — and also report all those weird supernatural beings that you encounter.
— Raven R’lyeh #WearAMask🌈🌎 (@RavenRlyyeh) April 27, 2017
Remember, if you see a space alien committing a crime, say you saw a space alien committing a crime. By calling 1-855-45-VOICE.
— Alisha Rai (@AlishaRai) April 27, 2017
This one is still at large, so look out.
somebody call 1-855-48-VOICE, an orange colored, toupee wearing alien in a bathrobe has been spotted at 1600 Pensylvania Ave 👽#AlienDay
— modrax (@modrax) April 27, 2017
I have faith that you will uphold your civic duties, Americans.