Ah, neighbors. They can be the best of times or the worst of times. I’ve lived next to my fair share of terrible people who would keep me up all night by singing drunkenly to Beyonce songs and whose terrible parking jobs took up at least three spaces in the lot. OK, maybe that was me, but the fact remains that neighbors can really suck.
Take this guy, for example. His neighbor left him this nice little note after his girlfriend did the unthinkable — she parked in front of their house.
“My girlfriend came over tonight and parked in front of the house across the street,” Imgur user TechnicallyCorrectIsBestCorrect wrote. “She parks there probably once a week, but I live in a cul-de-sac and there are random cars parked on the street regularly. When she left at 11pm she found this note on her window. The neighbor’s house’s 3rd or 4th car had parked behind her about ten feet from where that car usual parks. Heavens to Betsy, say it isn’t so!”
He decided to heed the wisest advice known to man. No, not “An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind,” but “fight fire with fire.” Who do you think we are?
“I settled on this as it made my point, called out their ridiculousness, and also poked fun at their poor grammar,” he wrote. “I will update if this escalates.”
Let’s hope this becomes a saga for the ages.