If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be wooed by a true savior in the modern age, we have your answer here. Meet Tinder Jesus.
I mean, just look at how legit this dude is. He’s got a platter of (Swedish) fish, he’s got his bread and he’s turning water into wine. He’s the savior we never knew we needed.
Please, just take a look at his profile. You’ll start feeling a little spiritual immediately.
Take note that his anthem is “Jesus, Take the Wheel,” because that detail is incredibly important.
But despite his age, the Messiah still has some moves. Let’s just say his pickup lines would make anyone want a little Jesus in them.
It turns out, Jesus has been getting his word out. Several other people tweeted out about their Tinder conversations with the Son of God, and they’re hotter than the flames of Hell that will inevitably swallow us all whole after this.
Honestly, we’re #blessed. Now, where’s the nearest church?