This Woman Roasts The Man Who Facebook Messaged Her For Three Years Straight

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Oh, romance in the age of technology. It’s a beautiful, mystifying time to be alive. You can find a wedding date by swiping your finger across your phone, browse through hundreds of men and women online in a single day and slide into about 10 people’s DMs within minutes. Unfortunately, all that power is dangerous when in the wrong hands.

This guy decided to take a chance by messaging this woman to let her know he was interested in her, as men often do. However, the woman wasn’t prepared for the epic her life was about to become.

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Unsurprisingly, the guy didn’t take her “no” as a definitive answer and continued messaging her.

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While it seemed like the guy had come to terms with the woman’s “taken” status, it was only just the beginning. His next message came a day later, and it only got worse from there.

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Ah yes, the classic dick pic. If she isn’t wooed now, is she really interested in men at all?

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It took a dozen or so more messages and another prime penis portrait before the woman finally exploded.

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Yes, just ignore the dick ones. Nbd.

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What is that sound I hear? Is it a car alarm going off outside my apartment or billions of women around the world cheering in unison?

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Well, at least he can have the satisfaction of knowing he finally got her to reply. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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