Everyone handles divorce differently. If you’re Blake Shelton, you get a new boo fast. If you’re Khloe Kardashian, you celebrate with cake. And if you’re Lauryn Lawrence, you put your wedding dress up for sale in the most savage way possible.
Lawrence, a woman from Australia, had a lot to say about her ex in this backhanded Facebook post that starts “Wedding Dress For Sale – Worn once by mistake.”
Ouch. We can feel the burn from here.
The Maggie Sottero dress cost Lawrence $3,100, but she was willing to give it away for $350 to get it off her hands. And it’s not hard to imagine why.
“It looks stunning on, enough to distract you from the fact you are entering into a marriage with a compulsive liar,” Lawrence wrote. She later added, “The dress is in excellent condition, unlike my marriage.”
I don’t know what happened in Lawrence’s marriage, but it’s safe to say there’s no redeeming it now.
And what will she do with all the hard-earned cash she makes from the sale? She’s planning to invest in some “smoking hot lingerie.”
Oh yeah, and she also started a Go Fund Me account to help pay for the divorce. She promises that any extra funds will go straight toward booze.
The full post is below. I promise you, it’s worth a read or five.