These 11 Hilarious Bar Signs Will Make You Want To Start Drinking ASAP

Just in case you needed another reason to drink, these signs are definitely giving us one. I’m not sure when bars decided they needed to step up their advertising game, but it’s working — suddenly, that fifth shot sounds like a very, very good idea.

Check out this sign, for instance. If ~ life ~ wasn’t enough reason to down a few Coronas, they’ve got plenty of other suggestions to help you justify your alcoholism.

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Reddit / joe-dirt

A friendly reminder that alcohol really isn’t to blame.

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Reddit / MrFarzlx

Some sage advice from our friend tequila.

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Reddit / CANT_TRUST_HILLARY

For the romantic looking to get turnt.

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Reddit / RedRing14

If you’re looking for a bar that knows what all the youths are interested in.

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Reddit / 420yoloswagblazeit

Alcohol is almost always the solution.

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Reddit / olego

For the newly single.

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Reddit / WaldenPwned

Honestly though, what’s with double standards these days?

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Imgur / tkdsplitter

This way you can tell your coworkers you’re just “going out for lunch”, not “fueling your alcoholism at 11 a.m.”

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Imgur / FHynes123456

In case you need a place to drink that reflects the current state of affairs.

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Imgur / VegasVarnes

This may not be a bar sign, but it’s sold me all the same.

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Reddit / YanaSakhno

Drink up, friends. You’re gonna need it. TC mark

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