If you haven’t heard about JK Rowling’s battle against evil, you’ve either been living under a rock or have finally done what we’ve all been tempted to do and completely cut yourself off from all social media and news outlets. If so, here’s the recap: much like her heroic young protagonist in the Harry Potter series, Rowling has taken on the alt-right trolls of the world via Twitter. Most recently, she’s gone head-to-head with British television personality Piers Morgan.
After Morgan tweeted that he would never read a Harry Potter book, one bookstore in North London decided to clap back in the most epic way possible: by quoting the entire first chapter of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, one tweet at a time.
Yes, you read that right. One. Tweet. At. A. Time.
By the second tweet, we all knew it was about to get real.
The bookstore even opted to add their own commentary to spice up the narrative and let Morgan know exactly what he had coming.
Morgan wasn’t particularly impressed by the display of Harry Potter love, but that didn’t deter whatever wonderful being ran the bookstore’s Twitter account. It took nearly 48 hours, but they did it: Big Green Bookshop just made reading cool again.
Yep, pretty fucking ace, Big Green Bookshop.